Blythe Room For Rent 540 Blythe - Room for Rent

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Are you tired of: * Roommates who think "cleaning" means hiding trash under the couch? * Skyrocketing utility bills because someone's mining cryptocurrency? * Living in places where the AC is controlled by a mysterious entity with hot flashes? GOOD NEWS! Your search for civilized male living is OVER! **THE DIGS:** * Private man-sanctuary with fancy wood plank flooring (no carpet that tells the story of previous tenants) * PERSONAL CLIMATE CONTROL via mini-split AC/heater (be as cold or hot as your heart desires) * Fresh paint that doesn't smell like decades of questionable life choices * Queen bed with NEW mattress (no mystery stains, we promise) * Smart TV mounted on the wall (for sophisticated viewing or, let's be honest, sports) * SWIMMING POOL access (impress your friends, pretend you're successful) **THE SWEET DEAL:** * All utilities included (water, electric, gas – go ahead, charge your phone 24/7) * High-speed internet (fast enough for gaming or "working from home") * Laundry on-site (no more awkward laundromat encounters) * Parking in driveway or right in front (no hiking 3 blocks with groceries) * Just $540 /month (cheaper than your dating app subscriptions) **THE FINE PRINT (AKA WHO NEED NOT APPLY):** * No drugs/marijuana enthusiasts (your "herb garden" belongs elsewhere) * No couples (this isn't a love nest) * No kids (we've worked hard for our breakable items) * No pets (the pool is not for doggy paddling) * No criminal record (we Google you before responding) * No indoor smoking/vaping (take that habit to the great outdoors) **YOUR HOUSEMATES:** Professional-type males including one part-timer who occasionally shares the bathroom (don't worry, he's trained in proper towel hanging) Please send your phone number only for a quick response.